Terrible Journals of ⱣΔU5Ё, Free Fiction/Humor Novel! (NSFW)
Click the graphic above to get the free novel! or go here: https://archive.org/details/TheTerribleJournalsOfu5
So, a couple months ago I made a new song. It was ugly as hell, but for a couple days, I couldn’t stop listening to it. It was loopy, demonic, and ugly, and was really the opposite of what I’m normally going for in an electronic song, and I was very aware of that. I guess this was an exception. Well, I decided that, since it was so different from my normal musical output, I’d try my hand at creating a new musical moniker, and ⱣΔU5Ё was born.
I decide to really enjoy the freedom that this new moniker afforded me – since it wasn’t part of my typical style, I felt free to do whatever I might choose to do. Eventually, as is often the case when I create a new character, ⱣΔU5Ё ended up being quite weird after not too long. I found some PSA image from the 50s on some random Google search, and found the ugliest-looking cartoon face I’d ever seen – I decided at once to use it as the face of ⱣΔU5Ё, and overnight, the character I’d created had transformed from weird and eccentric to terrifying and just plane bizarre. He was so odd, in fact, that I wasn’t able to contain him within the realm of music – he needed a journal – a ‘terrible journal,’ and thus, The Terrible Journals of ⱣΔU5Ё was born.
After a couple months, I had 111 pages about the sordid bass-music-producer. He would take drugs, scare people, make music, take more drugs, manipulate EVERYBODY around him, and eventually burn his own house down by mistake. It was the most fun I ever had writing, and it reafirmed my belief that it’s so much easier (and way more fun) to write about characters you don’t like. You can do whatever you want when you’re writing about the villain! The hero has to be written in such a narrow context, but the villain can literally do anything at any point! (Also, a few recognizable electronic producers showed up in the novel! Canceroflove, Angryrancor, and iONik all make cameo appearances)
So, anyway, I’d like to offer this as a free ebook to anyone who wants to read about ⱣΔU5Ё and his creepy tales… I put the “NSFW” label on this one… There’s really nothing awful, graphically, about it. but just as a warning: the subject matter is for adults only. DEFINITELY for adults ONLY.
It’s free, and fictional (ⱣΔU5Ё is a real jerk and nothing he does should be imitated) and you might get a laugh out of it. ⱣΔU5Ё’s path is but one path for electronic musicians, and not a desirable one, to be certain.
ⱣΔU5Ё is also on bandcamp, with his ‘album,’ @ http://pau5e.bandcamp.com/ – but please, don’t give him any money. He’ll just spend it on drugs. Bad drugs. WEIRD drugs.
He’s got a soundcloud with his all his tunes on it: https://soundcloud.com/pau5e here’s a couple more of his tracks below:
Holy snappers, the dude has 147 followers on soundcloud as I write this. God damn it, ⱣΔU5Ё. God damn it.
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