So, I get emails all the time.. Some of it’s spam, some of it involves folks asking questions or leaving comments about the site, or about music in general. All comments and questions are welcome, though, and I’ve met some really cool people that way, too! I always love hearing from folks all across the world, whether they made some songs out of the samples they picked up from Bassadelic, or whether they’d like clarification on something related to music production tutorials, etc, etc, etc.. It’s all good, and I love that there are folks out there who are willing to take the time to write it up!

But then there are those… other types of emails… The ones that aren’t just spam, but the ones that are just so unexpectedly bizarre that I have no idea how to respond.. Well, in some cases, those are the kind that are worth sharing :)

So, I figure I’m just going to post this email in full. Apparently Bassadelic isn’t known as just a music site; it’s also what people (supposedly? but not really…) find on google when they want to buy a TON of candy…

;)

Hello,

I am contacting you because bassadelic.com appears for the search term
“discount bulk candy”, and I thought you might be interested in knowing
that I
am selling my domain name DiscountBulkCandy.com.

DiscountBulkCandy.com is well suited for your business, and can help
attract
additional customers and give you an advantage over your competitors.

You can easily optimize this domain for search engine pick-up (by
Google etc.) because of its relevant keywords, or just use it to
direct visitors to your existing website. As these types of .coms are
becoming scarcer and more expensive to purchase, they are only growing
in value.

I am offering my domain “DiscountBulkCandy.com” at a very good price and
look
forward to hearing back from you soon if you’re interested.

Best,

Elizabeth

*********@**********.com | 1 518 *** ****

And to anyone out there reading this: don’t worry, I won’t post anyone’s emails like this normally; I encourage anyone to write to me and say whatever’s on their minds, be it strange, thoughtful, angry, or hilarious…..it’s just that THIS email happened to be bizzare AND spammy, and was clearly sent by someone who has never actually been to the site :)

But that’s not the main point of this post. The REAL big point is: HOLY SNAPPERS!! DISCOUNTBULKCANDY dot com IS FINALLLLLLY AVAILABLE???????????? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Ha, I had to post this one. Found it on facebook, and the graphic at the bottom of it says, ‘dnbculture.ca,’ so all credit goes to them (well, them – and everyone who created the Simpsons, obviously)…

So, then there was this…

Sidenote: I sincerely hope I get rich enough that I can do stupid shit like this: