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In a post-post-apocalyptic nightmare of a faraway future, a team of ultra-professional glitch-scientists went on an heroic mission to the center of a black hole to capture the infinite nothingness and horrifying temptations that lay inside, with a mere tape recorder and a microphone… Well, if you want to read the comic version of this story, just look at the graphic below…
What they found was so sonically-warped and twisted that every one of these tragic explorers was instantly struck with a cosmic dose of space madness! Time and space unraveled and exploded before their very ears as the black hole ripped a hole in the fabric of space, blasting their trusty tape recorder through a vortex back in time ten thousand years, specifically, to the year 2014!
So, what you are hearing in this, ‘sample pack,’ brave explorers, are cuts from a space voyage gone HORRIBLY WRONG!!
Yes, these small .WAV files are the sounds of a deadly and haunting interstellar voyage into the nature of the universe itself, each cut down to just a mere, few seconds each! – a lofty thing, considering these sounds were all, originally, bouncing in and out of existence at an unfathomable ten billon miles per second!!!
These sounds are glitchy, exciting, scary, harsh, insane, and at times: downright rude; and not to be taken lightly! Even using ONE of these samples in your next crunkadelic bass-heavy club-banger will render your audience with the same space madness that permanently corrupted the neurotransmitters inside the heroic heads of the future cosmonauts who recorded them to begin with! It’s a lot of responsibility that’s being passed onto the user of these samples – BUT, in the interest of science, it is only fair that the world knows of these terrifying galactic noises, as a warning of what’s possible at the edge of the universe, where a harsh and unforgiving glitchadelic chaos rules the multi-dimensional ultraverse, constantly distorting and perverting anything in it’s gigantic path.
Weighing in @ 300 MB, This ‘sample pack’ contains 322 files in .WAV audio format, including:
– 109 Drumpocalypse Cuts From a Black Hole
(based primarily on combinations of rhythm samples and noise)
– 213 Synthadelic Space Madness samples
(based on a wide range of synthesizer samples that have been twisted, distorted, and manipulated)
These samples and cuts were expertly mangled by StrangeFlow (aka 5ifty$ix K) and they are so ferocious and insane that they would Stockhausen weep with jealousy. They are perfect for glitch hop, dubstep, electro, complextro, breakcore, idm, gabber, drum n bass; as well as any other hardcore style of electronic music that will emerge in the next few years after the world hears these black hole sounds…
Please note: these are NOT sequenced loops, they are more FX than anything else. They can also assist as fills and helping add some often-needed chaos and excitement to many an electronic tune.
There is, of course, a demo package… But be warned, the demo is just a mere taste of the true nature of the dark universe, which has been recorded and sent to us from the future… But don’t worry, I was lying about the tape recorder and a microphone. That was just for shock value and giggles. These sounds were actually created with a computer (: Click HERE for the demo… < < < < < < < !!!
These sounds are royalty-free, copyright-free, and you can use them however you choose in your personal and commercial productions and projects. If you choose to use any of these samples, you DON’T have to give us any credit in your linear notes, or anything like that (because that would get annoying pretty quick) but there is ONE stipulation: you can NOT resell this sample package or the contents inside this sample package, nor can you rename anything in this sample package and resell that. Makes sense, eh? So have fun, and as always, happy mixin’ !!
-William Dunn ( aka StrangeFlow / 5ifty$ix K )
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