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In a post-post-apocalyptic nightmare of a faraway future, a team of ultra-professional glitch-scientists went on an heroic mission to the center of a black hole to capture the infinite nothingness and horrifying temptations that lay inside, with a mere tape recorder and a microphone… Well, if you want to read the comic version of this story, just look at the graphic below…
What they found was so sonically-warped and twisted that every one of these tragic explorers was instantly struck with a cosmic dose of space madness! Time and space unraveled and exploded before their very ears as the black hole ripped a hole in the fabric of space, blasting their trusty tape recorder through a vortex back in time ten thousand years, specifically, to the year 2014!
So, what you are hearing in this, ‘sample pack,’ brave explorers, are cuts from a space voyage gone HORRIBLY WRONG!!
Yes, these small .WAV files are the sounds of a deadly and haunting interstellar voyage into the nature of the universe itself, each cut down to just a mere, few seconds each! – a lofty thing, considering these sounds were all, originally, bouncing in and out of existence at an unfathomable ten billon miles per second!!!
These sounds are glitchy, exciting, scary, harsh, insane, and at times: downright rude; and not to be taken lightly! Even using ONE of these samples in your next crunkadelic bass-heavy club-banger will render your audience with the same space madness that permanently corrupted the neurotransmitters inside the heroic heads of the future cosmonauts who recorded them to begin with! It’s a lot of responsibility that’s being passed onto the user of these samples – BUT, in the interest of science, it is only fair that the world knows of these terrifying galactic noises, as a warning of what’s possible at the edge of the universe, where a harsh and unforgiving glitchadelic chaos rules the multi-dimensional ultraverse, constantly distorting and perverting anything in it’s gigantic path.
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Weighing in @ 300 MB, This ‘sample pack’ contains 322 files in .WAV audio format, including:
– 109 Drumpocalypse Cuts From a Black Hole
(based primarily on combinations of rhythm samples and noise)
– 213 Synthadelic Space Madness samples
(based on a wide range of synthesizer samples that have been twisted, distorted, and manipulated)
These samples and cuts were expertly mangled by StrangeFlow (aka 5ifty$ix K) and they are so ferocious and insane that they would Stockhausen weep with jealousy. They are perfect for glitch hop, dubstep, electro, complextro, breakcore, idm, gabber, drum n bass; as well as any other hardcore style of electronic music that will emerge in the next few years after the world hears these black hole sounds…
Please note: these are NOT sequenced loops, they are more FX than anything else. They can also assist as fills and helping add some often-needed chaos and excitement to many an electronic tune.
There is, of course, a demo package… But be warned, the demo is just a mere taste of the true nature of the dark universe, which has been recorded and sent to us from the future… But don’t worry, I was lying about the tape recorder and a microphone. That was just for shock value and giggles. These sounds were actually created with a computer (: Click HERE for the demo… < < < < < < < !!!
These sounds are royalty-free, copyright-free, and you can use them however you choose in your personal and commercial productions and projects. If you choose to use any of these samples, you DON’T have to give us any credit in your linear notes, or anything like that (because that would get annoying pretty quick) but there is ONE stipulation: you can NOT resell this sample package or the contents inside this sample package, nor can you rename anything in this sample package and resell that. Makes sense, eh? So have fun, and as always, happy mixin’ !!
-William Dunn ( aka StrangeFlow / 5ifty$ix K )
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Yo! GIve me this fucking awesome samples, please.
No problem! They’ll be shot your way later on today, I’m gonna try to send em out all at once, but you’ll definitely be getting up, fresh off the grill!!!
Thanks for the comment!
Yo, give me these hot samples right now.. Please.
Looking forward to some samples!! Yea!!
So since you replied does this make it comment numero 3 or 4? I want dat fresh hotness on 20″ inch. chromes, ya feel me?
Haha, I never count my own comments Dugg ! :) You’ll all be getting the samples.. :)
BTW, if you don’t get em in the next half hour, check your spam / junk inbox.. :)
Will
Yay! I love you
WOOOOO!!! First 20!?
Free samples you say? Can I have some of that please!?!
Yay! It’s an early christmas! :)
Thanks bassy will :)
love
xoxopowo.
Hah, Bassy Will. I like that name. People should start calling me that from now on, and I’ll give out many more free sample packs.
Holy snap lots of comments so far. Looks like a dope piece of kit Will!!
damn son hook it up please and thank you
looks sicky!! greets
The last few folks who put their names in, I’ll glady send you guys the samples. I’m only able to get online for a little while right now, the power went out here in mid-michigan :( , so as soon as I can, I’ll send you guys the free samples. THhanks for the interest!! :-)
i would like to get these samples :))
Merry Christmas
I would like to check out these samples as well. THis is a really dope-looking blog as well; I’ll be checking out your content, looks like good stuff.
Give me free shit yo! I still think you should have kept the name ‘involving poles and anal cavities’ ;)
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Send some samples my way home skillet! would show preciate it :)
Alright guys, just got my electricity back on. (fucking michigan power-storms… half a milllion people without power) I now have a new appreciation for lightbulbs, internet connections and indoor heat that I’ve never had before.
Anyway, I sent the rest of the samples out. I think there’s still a few more slots for people to comment and get some free noise samples, though. So if anyone’s still interested, just hit me up on this comments page and say “Yo, Bassy Will, Hook it up, nerd!,” and I will. I will.
Thanks for the incredible patience, everyone!!
>>>>ALSO<<<<<
fixed the link for the free demo! It's available above , or here:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/0s761x98h7yhiwd/DEMO%21+%28Drumpocalypse%21+Glith++%26+Noise+Samples+from+Inside+a+Black+Hole%21.rar
Is it still up for grab ? If so then pls send it across .. Thanks in advance :)
Please send me these samples!
Please send me these!
samples are on their way a little later today man!
Yo! I woould love some free samples please!!! Love!
Samples, please!!!! Thanks a million!!! :)
Hey Mark! Yes, I’ll gladly send you a copy of this, thanks for hittin me up! Sorry it took a couple days, I haven’t been at the site in a couple of days. But I’ll be sure to send the samples out there, expect them in the next hour or so :)
Realise i am a bit late on this but is there any chance i can get a copy of this pack still??
thanks
Fuck yea! I’ll send it out later tonight, Mark!