Well, Yuri has been sick for awhile, but he’s *unfortunately* healthy again, and back into video production. The world HAS been waiting….

Well, Yuri came into my office, and immediately, I stopped him, saying, “Yuri, you’re not going to sneeze on me again, are you?” Yuri looked at me like I was insane, spit in my face, and handed me a reel-to-reel video of his newest production tutorial. In it, he starts a worldwide beef with thousands of producers as he claims to be the inventor of Chicago juke music (which is an… *interesting* claim…) and in this video, he shows how to make a juke tune.

I have to admit, the tune isn’t really too bad, except for his style of serenading… The backing instrumental beat is pretty good, though – because Yuri sampled (stole) it from Kid Logic. So, uh… sorry, Kid Logic, but I couldn’t stop Yuri. He is simply a menace, and terrorizes music so often its impossible for me to stop him…

ANYWAY, here’s the newest CONTROVERSIAL Yuri video…

btw..

THIS is the dope juke tune that Yuri sampled, its called Wood in the Hood, by Kid Logic, and you can find it at WorldWideJuke.com! Please do NOT confuse the dope musical stylings of Kid Logic with the.. uh.. ‘hurricane-of-douche’ stylings of Yuri. The two are oppsites.