Seattle, WA. Monday Morning. I’m sitting at my desk. Yuri, seemingly having been up ALL NIGHT, runs into my office, slamming an 8mm reel-to-reel tape on my desk, screaming, “YOUTUBE!”

I look at him, annoyed, and ask him why he put his newest tutorial on such an outdated format, but I don’t think he understood the question. He started muttering about Pam Grier, and then he wandered off.

Well, Pam Grier does make an appearancce in his video about “sexy beats,” as Yuri shows the world how to do two things – 1) make the world’s sexiest beat, and 2) serenade over the sexiest beat, allowing women like Pam Grier to be completely entranced by you.

Well, that’s the idea, anyway. Yuri gave it all he’s got. Ah well.