Well, it’s a new month – ney, the LAST month! Yes, 2014 is almost upon us, and that means it’s time to look back on this year and ALSO look towards the future! It’s time to prepare, set goals (or maintain the path towards conquering goals) and oh, yes, there are going to be some fun things happening at Bassadelic.com… Yes, yes, … Good things are in store…
Ok, that’s pretty vague, isn’t it? And who is the douche in that image? Why, that’s ME, readers! Yes, the head douche in charge of this place (Will Dunn, aka StrangeFlow, aka 5ifty$ix K) in my very best ‘Way-Too-Cool-For-This-Fucking-Universe’-look and style. I think I pulled it off. I was pretty drunk at the time. I was helping some friends move, and what better time to drink? I mean, for real… That shit gets boring. Really boring. Ya gotta do something, right?
BTW, if you can’t see that photo in the background of me (and if, for whatever irrational reason, you might want to) here it is again, in “classic” black n white:
Yes, yes. Mighty real. Miiiigh-teee real.
…anywho, on to the specifics of what’s in store @ Bassadelic this month:
Trap Vocals was a package released about a year or so ago, and it’s (still) one of the more popular products available here. So, to satisfy the insatiable thirst that folks seem to have for trap vocals, Simteks and I are teaming up to deliver the goods! This package is going to be even better than the original! Expect great things if you’re in the market. And, I’m sure, there will be a bundled-package for the two of these trap packs. Snap!
What else? Well, get ready for the obligatory (BUT FUN!!) top ten track lists for 2013. Yea, pretty cliche. But, so is getting drunk while helping your friends move, and I’m still down. Eh?
Overly-Aggressive Motivation for Creative Folks is a favorite post of many (including me) and it’s the kind of thing that doesn’t really need to end, does it? (Like the process of helping your friends move. My goodness. I mean I don’t mind helping out, but if you’re going to promise free pizza, don’t bring three-quarters of some cold leftover small pizza from the night before and act like you’re reaaallly making good) …Anyway, so why not keep it going? – the post, I mean. The motivational post. Wow, a lot of digressing goin’ on up on this page. Now talking about pizza is making me hungry. Damn it.
Anything else? Yes! Electro Swing Vol 3!! Yea, that’s right! That’s right! Expect that in your stocking this Christmas. Actually, don’t expect that – it’s a digital product, so it can hardly be put into any stocking, sock, hosiery, or any other variety of limb-covering garment… But stay tuned for it, it should be out in the next month! :-)
A new 5ifty$ix K album is right around the corner, too! It’s going to be released on Dynasty Shit, and it’s… well, if you’re a fan of Venetian Snares mixed with DJ Rashad, you’ll possibly enjoy the funk out of it. Or at least, I hope (I enjoy it a lot more than moving. I mean, I can move myself across the country twice and it’s seriously less hassle than packing up a couple’s house with them. My goodness, they have far too much stuff for two people. They could get rid of half of it and still have too much. I’m not bitter. Where’s my pizza?)
I’ve also been working on a Pause cartoon. No, sorry, not ‘Pause,’ but ⱣΔU5Ё. As in, from The Terrible Journals of ⱣΔU5Ё, a book I wrote about a year ago. It’s available for free. It’s kind of a strange read, just to warn you. You can also find ⱣΔU5Ё on soundcloud (I also made a bandcamp page for him, too, and charged something like 7 dollars for one of his “albums,” just as a joke, not expecting a dime, but then my laptop crashed, and all the ⱣΔU5Ё music was gone, and I don’t have the password to get into the bandcamp nor the soundcloud… So, if anyone has any of that ⱣΔU5Ё music (which I doubt) if you want to be a hero and send any of it back my way, I will be truly grateful! Lolz.)
So, anyway, that’s about it for now. Hope you guys have a great month. And don’t worry, I’m not going to do any fucking christmas-themed posts or anything. None. The most I’ll do is have discounted prices for this month, but I’m not going to force you to listen to any bullshit Swedish House Mafia remix of jingle bells, or something equally as lame. Fuck a christmas.
Alright, everyone! Peace!!! Thanks for taking the time to read all of this! I appreciate it. For your troubles, I will now reward you with MORE PHOTOS OF PIN-UP GIRLS AND VINYL RECORDS!!!